How to Look Like You're a Professional Computer Hacker

Have you ever wanted to look like you are a professional computer hacker in front of your friends? Here's how to do it in a few simple steps.

EditSteps

1. 1
   Have a hacker-like computer style. Find a picture of skull and crossbones. Use paint or a program like that to put writing under the skull saying something like this: XXXYOURNAMEHEREXXX. Where it says YOURNAMEHERE, just put you name in all caps. Set that as your desktop background.
   
   
   
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   Open command prompt. Go to start, run, and type cmd.exe.
   
   
   
3. 3
   Move it leftmost and make it go up and down fully across the screen.
   
   
   
4. 4
   Press start. Another command prompt should come up. Line it up with the other one, and make that one go up and down fully across the screen. Keep doing this until your screen is filled up with command prompts.
   
   
   
5. 5
   Type start one more time, but just minimize that command prompt.
   
   
   
6. 6
   In each window type:
   
   
   
   • color a
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   Going from left to right, type in the first one: title hack01. Then in the next one type title hack02 and so on.
   
   
   
8. 8
   In each command prompt type the following:
   
   
   
   • @echo off
   • cls
   • tree
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   Now open the other command prompt window that we minimized.
   
   
   
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    Type ping, then a random website, and -t. For example, ping www.google.com -t
    
    
    

EditTips

• Make sure there are a lot of files on your computer. If not, when you do "tree", then it will not go down the entire screen.
• Practice this many times before showing it to anybody.